Samantha : "sh*t" or at least that is what I thought she said as she stares into her pj drawer
Me: "what did you say?"
Samantha: "sh*t" plain as day
Me: "Samantha, we don't use that word"
Samantha: "but the pj's I want to wear aren't in here. They must be dirty"
Me: "what would Swiper say"
Samantha "Oh Man"
Me: "yes Samantha that would be more appropriate. I don't want you to talk like that anymore"
Samantha "ok mom, I won't say sh*t anymore just like I can't say what the hell either"
Me: "exactly like that Samantha"
It still makes me laugh. Such a smart ass and perfect context.