The Witty One

The other night Samantha got out of the shower and she went to her drawer to pick out her pj's. Then this conversation took place -

Samantha : "sh*t" or at least that is what I thought she said as she stares into her pj drawer

Me: "what did you say?"

Samantha: "sh*t" plain as day

Me: "Samantha, we don't use that word"

Samantha: "but the pj's I want to wear aren't in here. They must be dirty"

Me: "what would Swiper say"

Samantha "Oh Man"

Me: "yes Samantha that would be more appropriate. I don't want you to talk like that anymore"

Samantha "ok mom, I won't say sh*t anymore just like I can't say what the hell either"

Me: "exactly like that Samantha"

It still makes me laugh. Such a smart ass and perfect context.